Sometimes, there are annoying things in life. For example, when you are in the middle of a lot of people, then suddenly your groin swells. We've all experienced it: it's certainly uncomfortable, and the harder we try to get rid of it, the worse our erections will be. However, don't worry! Unwanted erections will go away if you know the right technique -- which is a combination of mental and bodily control. Read this guide to find out how to control an erection!
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Method 1 of 2: Hiding an Erection
Step 1. Shift your position
Generally, you have the opportunity to shift your position so that your erection is not visible, whether you are sitting or standing.
- When standing: Try not to face anyone's side. Swelling in the groin area will be harder to notice if you are facing the person in front of you instead of facing the side.
- While sitting: Try to move your legs in a relaxed manner. When men shift their legs, the fabric in the groin usually swells and covers the erection.
Step 2. Put your hands in your pockets
The movement looks natural and makes it very popular to cover erections. Put your hands in your pockets to avoid suspicion, and hold your erection close to your body. Try not to move to tame your erection.
Step 3. Cover your groin area with something if your pants don't have pockets (though men's pants should have pockets) or if you can't shift your position
If you experience this, find something to cover your groin area and cover your erection. Try covering your crotch with:
- Books or magazines. Pretend to read an interesting article and place a book or magazine on your thigh. However, don't read Cosmopolitan so you don't get caught.
- Table. If you're sitting down, casually raise your chair as close to the table as possible.
- Clothes. If you have a jacket or sweater, pretend to look for something in your pocket, and leave the clothes on your thighs.
Step 4. Fold your erection under your belt from inside your pocket with your hands
Warning: Only very experienced people can do this in front of a large crowd. Instead, find excuses to stay away from the group alone, or out of the group, and fold your erection when no one is looking at you. If your penis is large, make sure your top is opaque and covers your pubic area.
Step 5. Make a fuss
Again, this step is only recommended for experienced men, as making a fuss can put the other person's focus on you, which can be dangerous as a result.
When the time is right, say things like "There, there's a naked madman with a monkey mask on!", and run when the time is right
Method 2 of 2: Taming an Erection
Step 1. Divert your thoughts
Diverting your thoughts sounds easy, but if you can find a way to distract yourself, you can tame an erection with ease. Focus on what's important, funny, or weird. In essence, take advantage of the difficulty to think and have an erection at the same time. Girls have been using this trick for a long time, by the way.
- Think about something really important. If you're an adult, think about the bills you have to pay, or the deadlines you have to meet. If you are a teenager, think about your parents; Your erection is sure to go away quickly.
- Think about something unusual and not to be taken seriously, like something really funny.
- Think about something strange; the weirder, the better. Some people think of cobwebs, clowns, or even the vastness of the universe to make sure their erections die.
Step 2. Walk
When you walk, your body is forced to pump blood into your thighs to be able to move. Hence, going for a walk will get rid of unwanted erections. Try chatting with your friends about unclear economic policies and walk away. Girls must think that you're a mysterious guy.
Step 3. Put something cold on your thigh
Most people can't walk with a block of ice or a box of ice, so this step may be a bit difficult. However, the cold will prevent blood flow to your genitals to make your genitals more "calm".
Step 4. Find an excuse to go to the bathroom, or enter the bathroom without permission so it doesn't sound weird
When you are in the bathroom. wash your face with cold water or jump around if no one is in the bathroom. Think of someone you know, who could be the ugliest person in town.
Step 5. Whatever you do, don't make your erection worse
Don't rub it with your hands or other objects, don't imagine someone even slightly attractive, and don't focus on your discomfort. The discomfort will go away if you follow all the steps above.
Tips
- When you get dressed, make sure your pubes are pointing upwards when you put on your panties. In this position, your genitals can harden and lengthen, but it won't bind or hurt you, as in other positions.
- Divert your thoughts and think of something else. Erections are caused by lust, so you should avoid thinking about sexually attractive things. Try to think of a difficult math problem.
- Try sticking your feet. This trick usually works.
- The most efficient way to get rid of an erection is to bite your tongue or do something light to hurt yourself. The pain will distract you from your erection.
- Bend your body and hold your knees. Pretend you have a stomach bug. This trick works well in crowded situations.
- Move your muscles. Although it is easy for people to notice, this movement can drive an erection if done correctly. Muscle movement will move blood to your muscles, rather than to your genitals.
Warning
- Remember that there are times when it is almost impossible for you to cover your erection, such as when you sleep at the dentist's/assistant's desk; standing in front of a jury during auditions; or look at the house you are about to sell with a realtor. Don't think too much about your erection. Most adults understand that an erection can occur at any time and will not notice it. Most teenagers will only make jokes because they have experienced the same thing.
- If your erection is caught and the other person feels offended, apologize with a pitiful face. Do not give another response, because another response will make the situation worse and trap you.
- Whatever you do, don't move too much if you want to get rid of an erection.
