Getting drunk with alcohol can reduce motor skills, cognitive function, and self-control. Most people behave differently when drunk. You may be in a situation where you want to appear drunk, without actually being drunk. For example, when you want to blend in in a gathering, play a role in a drama, or want to trick your friends. If you want to change your appearance, speech, and behavior, you can convince everyone that you are drunk.
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Method 1 of 3: How to Look Drunk
Step 1. Tousle your hair
When you're drunk, you'll start to neglect the appearance that you normally maintain when you're sober. Use your fingers to ruffle the hair on purpose. The more messy and disorganized you look, the more drunk you will look.
- Messy hair implies that you don't care about looking perfect and just want to have fun.
- This will also make people think that you just finished partying.
Step 2. Get your clothes dirty
Alcohol reduces motor skills. Because of this, most drunk people will drop things frequently. Often times, the objects that are dropped are food and drink. Deliberately splash ketchup and mustard on your T-shirt and pretend you don't notice or care.
- If someone notices the stain, say "Yes, I know, but I don't care."
- You can use other things to make fake stains, but don't use dairy products or foods that can smell bad.
Step 3. Tuck half of your shirt inside
Tucking half your shirt into your pants will make you look even more messy, so people will think you're drunk. Make sure this doesn't seem intentional, or people won't think you're drunk. Make it look as if you just used the bathroom.
Tucking half a shirt into the pants can be considered a fashion style
Step 4. Make your eyes appear red
Red and watery eyes are a common feature of drunk people. There is a safe and natural way to redden the eyes. To get it, rub a small amount of freshly chopped onion, menthol, or peppermint oil under your eyes to make your eyes red.
- You can also try crying or blinking quickly to make your eyes red.
- Red eyes appear because alcohol can enlarge the blood vessels in the eyes and make them appear red.
- Make sure the peppermint, menthol, or onion oil doesn't come into direct contact with your eyes.
Method 2 of 3: Pretending To Be Drunk
Step 1. Pretend to be drunk, while trying to act sober
One of the most important things about pretending to be drunk is showing the emotional side and appearance of someone who is drunk. Usually, when someone is really drunk, they will pretend to be sober to mingle with other people. This is quite difficult to do, because you need to make assumptions from the perspective of a person who doesn't want to get drunk, but can still convince others that you are. Try to stay quiet while acting silly every now and then. You can say something stupid or horrible, then apologize and explain that wasn't what was meant. Don't overdo it or go overboard. This can make people suspicious.
- Lean against a wall and then stand up straight, as if you were trying to restore balance.
- You can say something like “It's okay, I'm fine. I guess I just didn't drink enough."
- Talking loudly and acting impudently doesn't necessarily mean drunkenness. However, appearing cheeky inadvertently makes you appear drunk.
Step 2. Act wilder than usual
The effects of alcohol can lead to increased aggression, self-disclosure, and decreased sexual control. Be more open and honest than usual. Say what you don't usually say. Speak your head and talk about childhood events. If you're going to act like a "fierce drunk," get mad at all the little things. Be more flirtatious than usual and talk about your past and childhood.
- You could say something like, “Onion rings. I remember the first time I ate it. I was seven, uh, I mean six."
- Touch people more often. Touching someone's arm or pushing their shoulder is flirty body language.
- You can make inappropriate or sexually suggestive comments to appear more drunk. Remember not to overstep your bounds and hurt others.
Step 3. Spend a long time doing something
Cognitive and problem-solving abilities are reduced when alcohol enters the body's system. Often times, drunk people take a long time to understand something. Act like you have a hard time understanding simple things. You can do this by repeating the question or repeating what someone else has said. When asked to do something, spend twice as much time as usual answering, and ask the other person for help as often as possible.
- Changing the television channel or song on the music player is a good way to show that you are confused.
- When trying to change channels, you might say, “I don't get it. This television is always on the menu. I become confused."
Step 4. Move at an inconsistent tempo
Move erratically, and exhibit a wild attitude that turns to exhaustion in just a few minutes. The more inconsistent your attitude, the more natural the action will appear. Be unexpected and surprise people. The more often your mood, manner of speech, and volume of voice change, the more convincing the act of pretending to be drunk will be.
Step 5. Pretend to stumble while walking
One of the common theater arts techniques for pretending to be drunk is imagining that the ground below is moving as you walk. Make sure not to overdo it and lose your balance, and fall over and over again because you'll look like you're faking it. Act like you often lose your balance.
- You can also lean against a wall while standing and still for a reassuring effect.
- Another way to do this is to pretend you're falling backwards, then swing your body forward again.
Step 6. Smell like a drunk person
You can rinse your mouth with liquor or sprinkle it on your clothes. If you don't drink alcohol, try drinking non-alcoholic drinks that still smell like alcohol. The smell of liquor will give the impression that you have just had alcohol.
Some examples of non-alcoholic drinks that smell like alcohol are Miller Sharp's, O'Doul's Premium, Beck's Non-Alcoholic, and Clausthaler Golden Amber
Method 3 of 3: Speak like a Drunk
Step 1. Speak in a strange tone
Drinking alcohol can have a negative effect on motor skills and make your speech strange. To speak in a strange tone, omit the part of the word that is usually included in a sentence. Imagine the way you talk when you're tired. If you want to appear very drunk, speak in a more whimsical tone.
- You could say something like, “I really love this party. So much fun."
- Another example is saying something like, "So, what are you going to do next week?"
Step 2. Speak slower than usual
Not only affects the way you talk, alcohol can also affect the speed of your speech. When a person is drunk, he will speak more slowly. Pay attention to the speed at which you speak to other people when conversing, then slow down if you speak too fast.
Alcohol can affect the speed at which nerves communicate with the brain, causing your speech to slow down
Step 3. Speak louder than usual and ignore personal space
When you're in a noisy place like a bar, party venue, or club, it's normal to speak loudly because of the loud music. However, when you are drunk, you are usually not aware you are talking loudly due to decreased cognitive function. Shout in someone's face, and position yourself closer than usual.
If someone asks you to stay away, be polite and walk away
Step 4. Dismiss the notion that you are drunk
When people ask you if you're drunk, you should pretend to be offended, but admit that you've had a few drinks. No one wants to admit that he drank too much. So if you openly admit to being drunk, people won't believe you. Get on the defensive and people will believe you're drunk.
