If you want to know how to be a freak, then you need to guard between making other people feel uncomfortable and just acting weird in general. If you don't want to be a freak but are looking for information that makes people weird, then you've come to the right place too. Whatever your reasons for knowing how to be a freak, read step 1 to learn how to turn people away from you or just wow them right away.
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Step 1. Daydream as much as possible
If you want to be a freak, then don't pay too much attention to what's going on around you. You need to keep your mind wandering, completely oblivious, and ignore the trivial things that are happening right before your eyes. Then, when someone tries to talk to you, you will be very unwary and unprepared to talk to them. If you don't even know they're sitting next to you for half an hour, that makes you even weirder. Mission accomplished.
Step 2. Create a detailed fantasy in your mind
It can range from fantasies like fighting dragons to what you're going to do with your colleagues about what kind of tea you like, guiding everyone in the office to a dance party in the submarine. The fantasy will serve as a great introduction to you as you go through the previous steps, when you try to daydream as best you can. If you start fantasizing on your own or that share your fantasy story with other people, then it will be very, very strange.
Step 3. Feel free to check your appearance throughout the day
If you want to make things weird, then don't check your appearance too often. This will leave you walking around with unkempt hair, hot sauce on your shirt, a shirt that's not half tucked in, or even your colorful underwear showing. This can make things very strange for you and for others around you, so be prepared for someone to scold you about the appearance of your clothes or hair. If they do reprimand you, say something like, "I dress that way out of necessity!" This will really frighten them.
Step 4. Propose ridiculous suggestions to your friends and anyone around you without any provocation
Say something like, "How about we all take off our shoes and pile them up over there, for about 20 or 30 minutes?" Don't give an explanation. Stop all your ideas suddenly, without seeking input from your audience. Some time after making your proposal, regardless of the reaction you get, stop getting other people's attention. You can walk away from them, although that's more rude than being a weirdo.
Step 5. Say a word in an interesting way using a high pitch when it's quiet
Silence is the perfect opportunity to, well, make things even weirder. Think about how the word Gatorade (Soft drink brand) is pronounced in The Water Boy. You can use a variety of words. Say it like you're being serious, without laughing. People won't think you're trying to be weird on purpose, but that's exactly what you mean.
Step 6. Laugh for no reason
Not too noisy though enough with a little awkward laugh. If you really want to make things weird, you can do it when things are serious, like when your friend is talking about her sick grandmother. Be aware that this can be interpreted as rude, not odd. You can also laugh when your teacher tells a joke that isn't funny or when something you think is funny isn't. This will make you look weird, plus your bad sense of humor.
Step 7. Extend the time when doing light tasks when everyone is watching you
Be sure to put on a face full of effort and apologies for taking too long. Then make a mess and apologize again. Give it a bit of an almost crying face when you do this. The easier the task, the better and more bizarre things will turn out to be. This could be something like packing your bag, opening the door, trying to take a photo with your cell phone, or tying your shoes.
Step 8. Often fall when you play sports games
The more often you fall, the better, especially when you fall during a sport that people don't usually fall over like ping pong. You can also hit the ball in the wrong direction or even score against the opposing team. If you cry or look disappointed, it can make things even more awkward for those around you. It's even better if in the process you act like the greatest athlete ever.
Step 9. Say something sexy even if it's not
If you're with friends and something normal on TV comes up, like a middle-aged news anchor, say "Uh, yeah," because you think it's super sexy. When your friends see you as a fool, it looks like you are guilty. Let the silence emerge. Do not provide any explanation or clarification. Just let it happen.
Step 10. Apologize when you haven't done anything wrong
It's surprising when you say sorry when you haven't done anything wrong, like say sorry when you laugh and open the door to someone, or say sorry when you answer the phone. It can be weird if you say apologies to someone else who did something wrong, like apologizing when someone bumps into you or when someone spills a drink on you. Show a very surprised and embarrassed expression when you say it for extra points.
Step 11. Act confused about everything
For example, falling because of something or hitting work stationery equipment such as cabinet files or poles. It's very important to look as if you did it by accident. Looking confused as if you were daydreaming can really help you to achieve this. If you're really daydreaming, looking up at the sky and scratching your head, when you're caught red-handed, then there's nothing weirder than what you just did.
Step 12. Do a scary eye look
Stare at someone you don't know to make them uncomfortable for a while. If the person knows you and even talks to you, approach them and try not to blink. Looking a little crazy or drunk can add value to quirks. Make your gaze look like you're very impressed with the person you're staring at. If you want to stop it after staring at the other person for a long time, crouch down and stare at the person's dog with an uncomfortable look.
Step 13. Comment when you're being weird
“That was really weird just now”, “Bro, am I weird?”, or “Can I get any weirder than this?”, are great statements that are sure to make everyone around you feel uncomfortable and… even weirder. It can be really great if you say, A…weird, especially when you accidentally poke fun at someone and do something really embarrassing.
Step 14. Say all kinds of weird things even if they aren't weird
It's also a good idea to say, "That's weird!!" when nothing odd happened. You know the only thing that makes it weird? Yourself. You can try it in completely normal situations, such as when people are meeting for the first time, when they press a button in an elevator, or when two couples hug.
Step 15. Disclosing too much of your personal information
There's nothing weirder than telling too much about yourself to people you don't really know. You can talk about your obsession with your pet hamster, how your parents still think you are immature, how you are trying to stop picking your nose, the statement that you have never even hugged a girl before, the statement that you have a huge crush. to your first cousin, or about how you always forget how to brush your teeth. Just pick one weird thing that even your real friends don't want to know about and reveal it to someone you really don't know.
Step 16. Disturb other people by asking private information in public
This is a very good step. When you meet your friend in public, you can say something like, "How are your eyes? Is it still contagious?" or "Are you still aiming for your shock? Bro, getting rejected hurts!". Those words can make the person feel uncomfortable, just like everyone else around you. It's even weirder if you bring along something that turns out to be something you just made up, like, "How was your visit to the doctor? Did he help you break your thumb sucking habit?" This can confuse him and add to the weirdness -- a powerful combination.
Step 17. Behave strangely around someone you like
There's nothing more whimsical than making it obvious that you like someone. If you want to act weird around the guy you like, you should always be there for him, even if he's obviously having a private conversation with a friend. You can also attract attention like a dog in love and get so distracted when he walks that you bump into the locker, drop, or spill your food. Giving her weird exaggerated compliments like, "I noticed you've been wearing the same pink shirt three times this month. I think it suits you very well!" is a guarantee to make things feel bad.
Step 18. Dance strangely
Yes, dance. One of the easiest ways to make things weird. If you want to be a quirky dancer, there are many ways to do it. You can try to be the center of attention by moving your body wildly, pretending that you can dance. You can do an old-fashioned dance that no one takes seriously, like "The Sprinkler" and you look very serious when you do it. You can also do this by simply moving your body up and down and clapping your hands to the beat of the music while singing the lyrics out loud. It will add even more value to the weirdness if you sing it with the wrong lyrics.
Step 19. Give a weird hug
The weirdest hug of all is when you lean in your ass and offer someone a hug, giving them a weird pat on the back. It gets even weirder if you're face to face with the person and you don't move your face to the right or to the left of the person's face. Holding the hug for a few seconds longer than usual can also make things uncomfortable. Weird hugs are best given when someone you've just met or someone who clearly doesn't want to hug you is given a wave or a handshake and you're doing the butt-leaning hug.
Step 20. Invite small children to shake hands
When someone introduces you to a child, crouch down and try to shake the child's hand and say something misplaced like, "I've heard a lot of great things about you." or "Nice to meet you." You can even try on a child as young as four or five if you want to create confusion around you.
Step 21. Wave to someone you don't really know
This is another odd step that's perfect to do. Waving at someone, showing a very, very convincing expression like you really know him or her. When you approach him or her enough and realize that you don't recognize the person, you should keep that idiotic smile on your face instead of apologizing. Make the person think twice about whether they recognize you or not as that will make the situation even more awkward.
With some variations of this gesture, if you see someone in the crowd waving to someone behind you, give them that same idiotic smile and wave their hand back, acting like you're sure that the person waving is you
Step 22. Hold the door open for someone very, very far away
Of course it is very polite to hold the door to someone behind you. But when you notice someone behind you approaching the door from a distance away, holding the door for that person is very strange. Giving the person an awkward smile and a half shrug as you keep the door open, forces the person to rush through the door.
Step 23. Send a private message to the wrong person
Write something very personal like, "Why aren't you on our date?", "I told you the rash will only get worse." or "I can't poop for two days!" and then send that private message to someone who really doesn't expect it. It could be the number of an accountant you just got, someone you thought you might ask to go on a date with, or even someone on your phone you haven't spoken to in over a year who doesn't even know who sent this private message.. If someone actually replies to the message and says they think you got the wrong number, you can reply, "This is a message for you!!"
Step 24. Push the door that says "Pull"
This method will work best if you do it very aggressively and act like you don't understand what the problem is. If you're in the store, you can even ask someone who works there to get out because "the door is locked." If someone else tries to help you, put on a confused and frustrated face. Say something like, "I'm never coming back here again!"
Step 25. High five in formal situations
No one hates high fives more than a guy in a suit. When you're at a formal event where people are trying to be professional or just trying to be serious, try to high-five as many people as possible. Whenever someone offers a handshake for a handshake, you should fan your fingers and raise your hand for a high five. Saying something like, "Let's shake hands, bro!" would be helpful to add to the quirkiness.
Step 26. Ask lovers about the seriousness of their relationship
If your friend starts bringing in her new boyfriend, you can ask them openly, "Are you serious? Do you think you're getting married soon?" and show interest in the answer. The more people around heard this question, the more awkward the situation became. If your friend clearly doesn't want to talk about the question, act like you're surprised.
Step 27. A lot of scratching your body
If you want to be weird, try scratching your armpits, your groin, behind your knees, your feet, your head or even your entire body. If you say something like, "I think I was bitten by a mite!" or, "Something really itch!" then surely this will make everyone feel uncomfortable.
Step 28. Walk around with food stuck to your teeth
Get a large old piece of cabbage or something dark or unpleasant and make sure it gets stuck between your teeth. Usually on your front teeth. Then, have as many conversations as possible with people and smile often, so they can be interested in seeing your teeth. Keep doing this until someone finally admonishes you that you have something on your teeth. When they say that, you can say something weird like, "So funny, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth for two days in a row!"
Step 29. Address your friend's boyfriend by the name of your friend's former girlfriend
Nothing makes a new relationship weirder than mentioning someone's name from the past. If your friend brings her new boyfriend, Cindy, after breaking up with her boyfriend of five years, Mary, be sure to say enthusiastically, "Nice to meet you, Mary!" when you run into the unlucky Cindy. Then blush, apologize, and say something weird like, "You really look a lot like each other," or "I miss the old Mary." You're sure to get stares from your friends and quickly make the situation awkward.
Step 30. Go to the store and ask someone who doesn't work there for help
This behavior always scores a large oddity point. Go to the store and find someone who clearly doesn't work there and looks busy and busy shopping. Then, say, "Excuse me?" and politely ask for help. This works especially well if you're asking something odd, like asking anyone at the grocery store to help you pinpoint the sanitary napkin section, or asking someone at the grocery store where you can find an itch cream.
Tips
- Obscurity is very important. There's nothing more outlandish than doing or saying something completely unrelated to the situation. Like, Bill: "Hey Hank, do you have a paperclip?" Hank: "No, but isn't it weird when a chicken pecks your ass while you're in the shower?"
- If you're not an overly imaginative person or have a hard time being an obscure person, start reading novels, watching movies, and learning more about the world around you. The more you know, the more obscurity and the weirder your obscurity will become.
- Don't try to be different too often. Create oddities that look natural and unplanned.
- Strange situations usually stem from the way a person expresses himself in society that is not in accordance with proper manners. Learn to express yourself clearly, regardless of social norms.
- Following this step too often will make people think that you are not only weird, but mentally disturbed. To mitigate this effect, explain your strange habit. This will still be an embarrassing quirk but they probably won't put a harness on you.
- When you are behaving strangely, try not to come across as mean or ill-intentioned. Others may not understand that you really just want to look weird.
Warning
- Be a freak when there's no work to do.
- Following these steps too often will alienate you from your friends and loved ones, make you a very annoying person to strangers, and keep you from getting invited to parties or other social events.
- Once you've become such an embarrassing freak, you'll have a hard time doing anything.
- Weirdness is not a good way to make friends.
- Never create weirdness that makes other people feel attacked.
