Want to escape from a boring school or meeting at the office? Why not try pretending to be sick? To make your argument sound more convincing, try supplementing it with the typical "vomit" of a person who is not feeling well. Of course you don't have to force yourself to throw up; instead, create fake vomit that is almost identical in shape and texture to the original! Want to know how easy it is? Read on for the article below!
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Method 1 of 4: Using Biscuits and Water
Step 1. Chew some biscuits
If you don't want to chew it, you can also crush it with your hands. It's a good idea to use brightly colored biscuits or cookies (such as vanilla crackers, wafers, sugar cookies, etc.); don't use chocolate or Oreo cookies as they are too dark.
Step 2. Spit it out or put the crushed biscuits in a plastic bag
You can also place it in a bowl, sink drain, or even a toilet hole. Adjust the number of biscuits to the quantity of vomit you want.
Step 3. If necessary, add some wafers
If the vomit is put into the toilet hole, of course you don't need to add water. On the other hand, if you put the vomit in a bowl, plastic bag, or sink, try adding a little water to make it even more moist and similar to real vomit.
You can also add a little white vinegar, apple cider vinegar, apple juice, or milk
Step 4. Add something wet and smelly
Wet textured cat or dog food is the right choice for you to use. You can also use a little canned tuna or even baby food. I'm sure your homemade vomit will look (and smell) just like real vomit! If you want, you can also chew a little cereal, spit it out and mix it with a little vinegar.
Also put a little vomit on the toilet seat to give a more real impression. Remember, people who are really sick are not likely to regurgitate their food properly, are they?
Step 5. Let someone find the vomit
If you put it in the toilet hole, don't flush it until someone finds it. If you put it in a bowl or trash can, try bringing it in front of your parents, teacher, or boss at work, and tell them you just threw up.
Method 2 of 4: Using Biscuits, Oatmeal and Carrots
Step 1. Crush 10 biscuits in a bowl
Make sure you use a heat-resistant bowl that is microwave-safe. In addition to biscuits, you can also use cereals or cookies.
Step 2. Add 40 grams of dry oatmeal
If possible, use rolled oats that have larger, coarser grains; if you have trouble finding it, you can also use instant oatmeal which is smoother in texture.
Step 3. Pour 240 ml
water into a bowl. Mix well and mash all the ingredients with a spoon until the texture is mushy.
Step 4. Warm the vomit mixture in the microwave for 30 seconds
This should be enough time to make your vomit look runny but still textured. Use heat-resistant gloves to remove the bowl from the microwave.
Step 5. Put a little corn or carrot pieces into the vomit mixture
You can also chew a piece of carrot and then spit it out into a bowl of oatmeal; This method is effective in making your vomit look more real.
Step 6. Pour a little honey into the dough
Honey is effective in making vomit look more colorful and have a more sticky texture. In addition to honey, you can also use sugar syrup or corn syrup.
Step 7. Stir well with a spoon until the dough is well blended and does not clump
Step 8. Allow the vomit mixture to cool before using
Pour vomit over the surface of your shirt or the toilet hole; also sprinkle a little dough on the floor to make it seem more real. You can also put a small amount of the mixture in your mouth and then spit it out with the typical vomiting sound.
Method 3 of 4: Using Applesauce, Oatmeal and Cereal
Step 1. Heat 45 grams of applesauce
Pour the applesauce into a small skillet or saucepan, then heat it over the stove over low or medium heat. Let sit until the applesauce is warm enough and steaming.
You can use any brand of applesauce. If you're having trouble finding applesauce, try using baby food
Step 2. Add 1 pack of gelatin to the hot applesauce
Don't use flavored gelatin as it can change the color of your vomit!
If you only have an instant jelly like Nutrijell, choose a yellow or orange one to give your vomit a natural color
Step 3. Add 1 or 2 pinches of cocoa powder, mix well again
Adding cocoa powder is effective in making the color of vomit more natural. If you have trouble finding cocoa powder, you can even replace it with dry soil.
Step 4. Remove the pot or pan from the stove
Don't forget to put the still hot pot on a towel or special placemat so as not to damage your kitchen counter.
Step 5. Pour in a handful of oatmeal and cereal to add texture, mix well again
If the cereal chips you're using are large enough, try crushing them first.
Use whatever type of cereal you want as long as it's crumbly in texture and isn't too dark. You can even use granola chips if you have them
Step 6. Transfer the fake vomit to a plate with a spatula
After that, flatten the dough to cool quickly. If you want, you can also add more oatmeal or cereal flakes. Make sure the dose is not excessive, yes!
Step 7. Let the vomit sit for a few hours until it cools down
After that, you can put it in the desired location!
Method 4 of 4: Making Reusable Vomit with Glue
Step 1. Pour the glue into the glass
We recommend that you use a special glue for crafts such as Mod Podge or similar local products. For best results, use about 60-120 ml. glue.
Use disposable cups such as paper cups
Step 2. Add a little brown coloring
Remember, you only need a drop of food coloring, watercolor, or similar brown paint; Don't worry, the color will get darker after the glue dries.
Step 3. Stir until the color is even with a plastic spoon, popsicle stick, or even a toothpick
Step 4. Pour half of the glue onto a sheet of parchment paper (non-stick parchment paper)
First, place the parchment paper on a flat baking sheet. After that, pour the colored glue onto the parchment paper until it looks like vomit. Save the remaining glue for use at a later stage.
In addition to parchment paper, you can also use wax paper or plastic wrap
Step 5. Add something textured
For example, you can add a handful of dry cat or dog food to make the vomit look more disgusting. If the vomit is meant to be your vomit, try adding a handful of oatmeal or dry granola. Place most of the ingredients in the center of the glue, then add a little bit around the edges.
Step 6. Coat the oatmeal, granola, or dog food with the remaining glue
Pour the remaining glue over your homemade vomit mixture; Make sure all of your oatmeal, granola, or dog food is coated in glue for a firm texture.
Step 7. Allow the vomit mixture to dry
After drying, the color of the glue will look more concentrated and resemble vomit. Generally, the vomit mixture needs to be allowed to stand for a few days to get the best results. But if you can't wait or need to use it immediately, let the vomit dough sit for 48 hours, then bake in the oven for 10 minutes at 135°C.
- The vomit dough will emit an unpleasant odor. If you want to bake it in the oven, don't forget to open the window!
- Do not put wax paper or plastic wrap in the oven. Remember, wax paper or plastic wrap is not a heat-resistant material so it must be dried naturally with the help of air.
Step 8. Remove the vomit mixture from the pan
Supposedly, the glue that has dried will still have a slightly pliable texture. Place your homemade vomit in desired locations, such as on the floor or pillows. Since dough is made of glue, you can store it for a long time and reuse it whenever you want.
Tips
- Immediately clean up all the equipment you use to make vomit so as not to be caught.
- You can also mix in the leftovers that were consumed the night before.
- Some online stores even sell fake vomit made of plastic, you know!
- Try practicing a variety of methods; if you keep using the same method, people will be suspicious.
- Basically, vomit is a mixture of various kinds of food that is digested by the body. Therefore, you can also make other versions by processing various foods mixed with water, milk, juice, or vinegar in a blender.
- If you fake vomit to escape school or work, make sure you also compensate by acting like a sick person. Be careful, act naturally!
- Add any bits of food to the vomit; Remember, not all the food consumed is successfully digested by the body. Adding food scraps will make your homemade vomit look even more real.
- Add vinegar or stale milk to make the smell more pungent and unpleasant.
- Choose the right time and don't risk getting caught; for example, make fake vomit while your parents are sleeping at night.
Warning
- Be careful, you could be in big trouble if your teacher or parents find out that the vomit is fake!
- Never force yourself to vomit.
