Let's face it: sisters can be really annoying, so sometimes you need to get your revenge. And what is the best revenge? Reply so annoying too! There are tons of fun possibilities to drive your sister crazy. Just be careful because some of these methods might get you into serious trouble, so proceed at your own risk!
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Method 1 of 2: Playing Practical Jokes
Step 1. Steal something from him
One of the best ways to annoy him is to steal his things.
- Go sneak into her room and grab something really important, like her iPod, favorite earrings, or the doll she brings to bed every night.
- When he asks you about it, deny that you took it - you should practice the innocent face beforehand. You can also pretend to be very offended by the accusation.
- Make sure you hide the item properly, just in case he decides to look in your room. Then, when he leaves the house, return the item to where you found it. He will start to think that he is crazy!
Step 2. Hide the clothes
Everyone knows that most girls love their clothes, so what better way to annoy her than to hide all her clothes!
- When she's out of the house, sneak into her room with a big bag and put all her clothes inside. Hide it somewhere it never occurred to him to look there, like a bathtub or garden shed.
- He might panic when he sees his closet empty, so prepare a good excuse. Try saying that your mom decided she had too many clothes and donated them all to charity!
Step 3. Fear him
There's nothing more satisfying than scaring your sister, especially when she screams!
- Plan your attacks carefully. Wait for him in a dark room, behind his bedroom door or behind the shower curtain.
- When he comes in, you have two choices: you can either scream loudly or sneak up behind him and pull him away - both can be very effective.
- For added effect, try wearing a scary clown mask or swinging a fake knife.
Step 4. Cover the room with toilet paper
Another practical joke that is sure to drive him crazy is lining his room with toilet paper.
- Grab a roll of toilet paper from the bathroom and go crazy. Try crossing toilet paper by hanging it from ceiling lights, windows and cupboards.
- Line the bed with a pile of toilet paper (or even tuck it in the bed). If you want to get really creative, wet toilet paper and throw it on walls, ceilings and mirrors. That will make it stick.
- Watch out if your parents find out, maybe you'll have to sort things out - so don't get too crazy!
Step 5. Pretend he's hurting you
Get your sister into trouble with your parents by pretending that she hurt you - either physically or emotionally.
- Just before they enter the room, lie on the floor in front of your sibling and scream, as if you were in pain. When your parents ask what's wrong, say that they encourage you.
- Pinch your own arm so it leaves a red mark, then tell your parents that he did it. They'll never believe that you're intentionally hurting yourself, so they'll be in trouble.
- Tell your parents that they call you stupid, or ugly or that you have no friends - the worse the better. He won't be able to prove that you're making this up!
Step 6. Disturb him while he sleeps
Disturbing him in his sleep is super easy to do, and the results are hilarious!
- One of the best practical jokes is to squirt shaving foam or whipped cream on his hands and then tickle his nose. He'll try to scratch his nose and end up with a face full of cream!
- Or, you could try waking him up in the middle of the night. Wake him up in a distracting way, such as jumping on his bed or poking him in the face. Tell him that it's noon and he'll be late for school (if you're smart, you'll change the clock on his alarm clock too). The hope is that she'll wake up in a panic and start getting dressed for school - even though it's actually only 5am!
Step 7. Throw a water balloon at it
Water balloons are the perfect tool to annoy your sister, especially if she hates getting her hair wet!
- Fill the balloon with water and carefully tie the ends. Wait for him (somewhere outside the house or your parents will kill you) and when he comes attack with a water balloon.
- It can be really funny if you wait until he's sunbathing with some friends at the park, or hanging out with his girlfriend. But be careful, throwing him with a water balloon is sure to make him angry - so run away after that as fast as you can!
Step 8. Turn off the light when she's in the bathroom
Have you ever sat on the toilet when someone accidentally turned off the bathroom light? Not fun, right?
- Use this technique to annoy your sister - especially if she's hogging the bathroom, again. It would be easier if the light switch was outside, but if it was in the bathroom just open the door very slowly and turn it off before he knows it.
- If you can, try locking the bathroom door from the outside, leaving him trapped in the dark. But don't leave him too long, have mercy!
- If he leaves the bathroom door unlocked while he's in the shower, you can also sneak in and flush the toilet. Sometimes this would make the bath water cold, which he would hate!
Step 9. Mix up the food and drink
Disrupting sister's food and drink is a surefire way to make her very angry!
- If you're sitting at the kitchen table and he's sitting with a glass of water or soda in front of him, point out the window and say "look!". When he turns to look, say that you spit on his drink (you don't have to actually spit on his drink, just say it!) He will be so disgusted he has to throw the drink down the sink!
- If he eats something tasty, like a muffin or a bar of chocolate, try to grab it quickly and lick it all off. He'll be so disgusted that he won't want it anymore and you'll be able to eat it yourself!
- If he drinks a can of soda, wait until he puts it down somewhere and leaves the room. Then, very quickly, pour the remaining soda down the sink and replace the contents of the can with milk (or a drink he hates). When he came back and drank, he would be so shocked that he might spit it out.
- If you want to get really mean, you can put something like soy sauce or water from a pickle can in a can.
Step 10. Send a message from his phone
Your sister is probably always on the phone, so it might be difficult to do this. But if you manage to steal his phone somehow, it's going to be the greatest joke of all.
- Once you get the phone, go somewhere quiet to do your prank. Open the phone book and look up the names of the boys in her class, then send them all a message like, "I have a big crush on you. Want to go on a Friday night date?" He would be so embarrassed after finding out!
- You can also message some of his close friends something like, "I'm so mad at you right now… I'm going to tell everyone your secret." But watch out for this one joke - you might end up in a big fight between girls!
- If he has a smartphone, try logging into his Facebook or Instagram account from the app on his phone. Take a picture of yourself and post it on the wall, writing something like, "I have the best sister in the whole world! I love her soooooo much." He would go crazy when he saw it!
Step 11. Create a splash
- Take electrical tape, duct tape or scotch tape.
- Glue a piece under the faucet. Leave a little in the direction the faucet stays open.
- Make sure no plaster is visible.
- When he turned on the faucet, water would splash up and down on him; he will get wet and you will laugh out loud.
Method 2 of 2: Getting Really Annoying
Step 1. Sing an annoying song - continuously
Pick a really annoying song, like "La Cucaracha" or "The Birdie Song" and sing or hum over and over when he's around. It would immediately drive him crazy!
- Or, you can play a very distracting musical instrument, such as a kazoo or tambourine. Play it loud when he's trying to do his homework or watch his favorite television show.
- When he tells you to stop, show that you're very offended and say he's interfering with your musical genius.
Step 2. Imitate everything it says
This is the oldest trick when it comes to annoying sisters, but it still works like a spell. Whenever he says something, repeat it - it will quickly make him angry!
- To make it more distracting, use a high, childish voice when you do this, and pretend you can't pronounce the R properly, or that you're slurred.
- If he's trying to be smart and says something like, "I'm a nuisance bad boy." just so you can repeat, outsmart him by changing "I" to "You," so that you say, "You're a nuisance brat."
Step 3. Stare at him all the time
Try to scare your sister by staring at her constantly, without speaking. Do it at the dinner table, when he is watching television, or in the car. Keep your eyes wide and blink as little as possible.
- Try sneaking into his room in the morning, before he wakes up. Bend over him and place your face about two inches from his, staring at him. When he wakes up and the first thing he sees are your staring eyes, he's going to be so freaked out!
- You can also go outside and stand outside the bedroom window. Then when he opens the curtain, you appear in front of him! Chances are he'll scream!
Step 4. Learn a language he doesn't understand
Try learning a few sentences (or swear words!) in a language your sister doesn't understand, and repeating them over and over again. This will drive him crazy, especially if he's a know-it-all!
- You can learn sentences from an actual language, such as French or German, or from an artificial language such as pig latin or gibberish.
- You can also learn difficult words that you know he doesn't understand. You don't need to use it in context or anything, just say it like you know what it means.
Step 5. Ignore him completely
Sometimes the best way to annoy a sister is to do nothing at all - pretend that she doesn't exist!
- Never look in his direction or acknowledge his existence. He may not notice or care at first, but after a while it will drive him crazy!
- Whenever he says something to you, don't answer, pretend you didn't hear anything. You might even look around confusedly and say something like, "Who's talking?" or "Did you hear it?"
- You can take this even further by pretending he doesn't exist. When you set the table for dinner, leave the space empty. Or when someone says his or her name, put on a confused face and ask, "Who?"
Step 6. Create an annoying nickname for him
Calling a sister an obnoxious nickname was a surefire way to make her blood boil.
- Give her a nickname that rhymes with her real name, like if her name was Hana or Anna, you could call her "miserable." Or if her name is Lusi, you can call her "gums".
- Or give it a very derogatory name. For example, you might call it "squid" or "dog face" or "Miss Pig."
Step 7. Pretend he's a boy
It worked on the little sister who was very proud to be a girl. Give her a boy's name (something similar to her real name) and don't want to call her by any other name.
- Always refer to your sister with words that indicate that she is a boy. For example, "It's my little brother's turn to take out the trash!"
- You can also make fun of him by saying something like, "Why are you wearing a dress? A dress for a girl!" or "Why are you crying? Boys shouldn't cry!"
- If you want to take this even further, you can sneak into his bathroom and open the toilet lid and place a male razor next to the sink, then take a picture and use this as "proof" that he's actually a boy.
Step 8. Read the diary
If you want to make him really angry, you have to peek at his diary, where he writes down all his deepest thoughts and secrets.
- When you're done, you can leave the diary in a visible place, along with a note that says something like, "I know all your secrets." Actually, you don't have to read the diary, you just have to make him think you did.
- However, if you decide to read it, try memorizing some of the best bits. Then you can repeat the words when he doesn't think so. For example, while he's doing homework you could walk into his room and say, "I wish Ryan noticed me, but he's acting like I'm invisible." in a high girl's voice. Then you have to run for your life!
Step 9. Poke him
Simple, but effective. You can drive him crazy just by poking him over and over again. Do it in the car, at the dinner table, while he's watching television, while he's sleeping - basically anytime you're nearby!
- You can poke him in the stomach which will tingle or poke his face which will be very annoying. You can even make a face when you poke him and say something like, "Ewww, what's that?" This will really make her paranoid - she'll think she has a big pimple or something!
- Be careful, sisters tend to poke them back - so don't do it if you can't take it!
Step 10. Laugh at whatever he says
Another great way to annoy your sister is to laugh at whatever she says, even when she's being very serious.
- It will make him very angry if he is upset about something, such as fighting with a friend or getting a bad grade in school. Laughing and pointing, like Nelson the Simpsons - "haha!"
- Or you can laugh hysterically when he's trying to crack a joke or be funny. But keep laughing for a long time, until it's clear that you're just mocking.
Step 11. Put on his shirt and pretend you are him
Sneak into his room and grab some of his clothes. The more she liked the dress, the better.
- Dress like him. Wear a combination of skirt and blouse that she wears. If your feet are the same size or smaller, wear the shoes she usually wears with the dress.
- Style your hair the same way. Otherwise, look for wigs.
- Went into the kitchen for breakfast one morning as he did. Imitate the way he talks, his hand gestures and things like that. It won't be long until he roars at your mom or dad to get you to stop!
Tips
- You have to be ready to get into trouble. Either from your parents, or more likely, from your sister.
- Don't wait for defeat. Always have a backup plan.
- When you're in a lot of trouble, it's best if you're really nice to your parents, but really annoying to your sisters behind their backs. He will hate it.
- Prepare for revenge; he might want to equalize.
- Deny whatever he accuses.
- If he's of a certain type, he may be ready to trip and tear you apart, so make sure you have a weapon like his favorite necklace to use as a ransom.
- If you're hiking or camping, fill the bug repellent with water and sugar. It will attract lots of insects! But make sure you mix it with hot water so the sugar dissolves.
- You could hide for maybe an hour or go to a friend's house before she tells your mother or takes her anger out on you.
- Make him jealous of one of your items or even your own.
- Constantly clinging to it.
- Be prepared to get sick if you do this to your older sister.
Warning
- He will probably take revenge - this is more likely than getting into trouble.
- If you throw a water balloon behind his head and for some reason he falls, he may get hurt. Remember: you're only trying to annoy him, not kill him. Not only that, make sure everything he holds is waterproof - especially electronics. You don't want to break anything.
- You're more likely to get into trouble, not him.
- If you plan to outwit him, the evidence will put you in trouble.
