While it may not be a good idea to irritate your teacher, sometimes you want to do it. There are good and bad ways when you want to irritate your teacher. You can annoy him in a creative way, in an annoying way, in a way you've done before, or in a way you've been told. Whatever you do, if you want to annoy your teacher, etc. – but don't expect to get good marks on your report card!
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Part 1 of 2: What to Do
Step 1. Imitate your teacher's attitude
This is the easiest way to annoy your teacher. Each teacher has a different way of speaking, maybe some teachers pronounce some words strangely, or use some unusual body movements. Imitating the way your teacher behaves in front of them may irritate him. The first thing you need to do is imitate your teacher's behavior seriously, so that it will make your teacher pay attention to what you are doing; your classmates will notice you and will start laughing.
When your teacher is angry, play around and say, "What's wrong? What have I done?" and shrug your shoulders. Don't forget to use your body movements
Step 2. Make funny noises
You can make funny and weird noises to disturb the class atmosphere – you can make the sound of passing gas, stomping your shoes on the floor, moving your pen up and down, or you can make a hiccup sound from your throat every few seconds. It would be better if these sounds made your classmates burst out laughing. If you want to irritate your teacher in a more subtle and calmer way, make the noise over and over again to annoy your teacher. Here are some other sounds that may be distracting:
- Tear off a piece of paper. Do this only when your teacher turns around and walks to the board.
- Scratching your nails on the table.
- Make a hiccup sound without breaking your nose.
- Move your legs vigorously.
- Humming.
- Drop your pencil over and over again.
- Repeat what your teacher says slowly while you are taking notes.
Step 3. Get your teacher's kit
If you're watching a movie in class using a projector, take the projector remote when your teacher isn't looking – it's best if you replace the remote with a remote that doesn't work anymore. Then, when your teacher is not watching, turn off the television, turn off the television, or change the projector settings. This will irritate your teacher and ruin the subject he or she is teaching – but don't expect that you won't get into trouble!
You can use the remote openly to make your classmates laugh, or hide it under your desk so no one knows what you're doing and no one can tell you what you've done
Step 4. Sleep in the classroom
It's better if you sleep at the back of the class or watch a movie in class; all you need to do is lower your head and close your eyes. There's nothing more annoying and disrespectful than sleeping in class while your teacher is talking. If you can't actually sleep, you can pretend you're asleep.
- You can fold your hands on the table, and you can also snore. Make your sleep interesting so other students want to imitate you.
- Another annoying thing you can do is pretend to be asleep for a few minutes, then wake up and ask questions that your teacher actually answered while you were "sleeping."
Step 5. Throw things at other students
Another thing you can do to annoy your teacher is to throw things at other students when your teacher isn't looking. You should start with small items, such as an eraser, paper, pencil, or chalk. After that you can continue tossing a small book, apple, tennis ball, or even your shoe if you really want to upset your teacher. You need to do this when your teacher surrounds the class, make an innocent face when your teacher approaches you. Be aware that, depending on what you throw at it, you may be hit by a backlash from your friends. Your victim may seek revenge.
To make this trick even more effective, you'll of course need the help of a friend to do it – a student who throws things back and forth in class with you. Otherwise, the items you throw will run out quickly
Step 6. Scribble
If you want to make your teacher angrier, start drawing something while he or she is talking. Make your teacher see you're doodling – it's best if you're at the front of the class and your teacher sees what you're doing. It's even better if your teacher sees you drawing or doodling but you try to be interested in what your teacher has to say and pretend to take notes when you're actually just drawing.
- If you want to really annoy your teacher, you can even bring colored pencils and draw something. Create a masterpiece in 30 minutes.
- You can also show your picture to other students in the class, to let your teacher know that you don't really care what your teacher is explaining.
Step 7. Make a small note and give it to your friends
Another way to annoy your teacher is to give your friend a small note. You can pass these notes on to your classmates or to anyone else in class. Show you're writing small notes by writing them in your notebook, then folding the notes into a rectangle, and throwing them at your classmates. If you are reading a note from your friend, hold it and read it in front of your face and laugh.
It can be even more annoying if you grin when your teacher is talking to let your teacher know that you're writing something funny for your friend
Step 8. Arrive late
Teachers really don't like students who often come late. Come to class a few minutes late and ignore your teacher, then smile; if you apologize, it will not irritate your teacher, unless your apology is not done in earnest. You should not only arrive late, but you should also look tired, store your books by dropping them, running, or looking for something in your bag for a very long time.
Step 9. Disturb the other students
Another way to annoy your teacher is to make as many of your friends as possible stop doing homework in class. Ask your friends, make jokes, laugh out loud for no reason, and talk about personal things during group work. Annoying other students can annoy the whole class and it will no doubt irritate your teacher.
The important thing you need to do is make sure that other students like and respect you, so they do what you do. If they think you're annoying and they roll their eyes when you talk, then you can't bother them
Step 10. Play on your mobile
Get out your phone and text, play Angry Birds, or just look at your phone every now and then and smile. You can even go to Wikipedia to prove your teacher wrong. Your teacher will probably confiscate your cell phone for some time. You can also set your alarm while in class, make sure that your alarm really disturbs the class atmosphere.
You can irritate your teacher by bluntly using the cell phone under your desk. Your teacher will be very annoyed and angry if you try to hide your cell phone
Step 11. Ignore your teacher's rules
Each teacher has their own rules, and if you want to irritate your teacher, you can ignore the rules as much as possible without getting called up for the principal. Even a small offense can annoy your teacher. For example, you may submit your essay late, as if you are not sure when the last day it will be submitted. If your teacher has certain rules regarding when to go to the toilet while in class, try to break them.
When your teacher says you've broken a rule, you should pretend to be surprised or say something like, "But that rule doesn't make sense…" or, "Other teachers don't do that."
Step 12. Come to class without a notebook or pencil
Your teacher will think that you will take notes, write assignments, and use stationery while in class, so coming to class with nothing will show that you don't care. It's even more annoying if you say, "Does anyone have a pencil I can borrow?" Or, "I don't have a notebook!" !”, so you can disrupt the class atmosphere while borrowing the stationery you need.
You might bring the wrong book to class and laugh out loud and say, "I brought the wrong book again!"
Step 13. Make your teacher very irritated when he or she is being reviewed
If your teacher is being reviewed by a principal or senior teacher, you should be as annoying as possible. Examples include talking in class, arriving late, or making the class look very chaotic. The harder you try to make your teacher look bad to the principal or senior teacher, the better.
Step 14. Defend each of your incorrect answers during the test
When you get a test result, you need to complain and defend each of your incorrect answers, even when you know that there's really no point in arguing about it. If the answer to the test is multiple choice or true-false, such as the answer on a math test, you must defend your answer, and tell your teacher that he or she is wrong.
If you want to pass your teacher's time after class, ask him or her about each question on the test
Step 15. Complete your test as quickly as possible
If you are given enough time to do the test, after 10-15 minutes, turn your paper over on the table and say, "Done!" You can also say, "The test was really easy!" to be more annoying. This will make other students nervous because they are working on it for a very long time and will make them nervous and confused. Of course, you need to be prepared that as a result your grades will fall.
Part 2 of 2: What to Say
Step 1. Speak while your teacher is speaking
Nothing can make your teacher angry more quickly than speaking up when he or she is explaining something. You can whisper to your friends, or even speak openly to your friends. Act as if you don't care when your teacher is explaining a lesson, or as if you don't notice that your teacher is actually in class working hard to explain something. It can be even more annoying if you ask one of your classmates when your teacher is supposed to be answering the question. This will really annoy your teacher, but you can't do it for long! No matter what you say, it can be something your teacher can piss off.
This will be more successful if you do it when your teacher is late for class, so you can keep your teacher from finishing the class well
Step 2. Be a know-it-all disciple
If you want to irritate your teacher, you should act as if you are an expert on every topic your teacher explains – with little or no evidence to back up your claim. Whenever your teacher explains something, try to be skeptical, as if you know what your teacher said is wrong, even when your teacher is explaining something very basic and obvious. Make your face look like you don't understand what your teacher is saying until she feels compelled to ask if you have any questions. Making your teacher hesitate like this will distract him and make it difficult for him.
- When your teacher is almost done explaining everything, you should say, "Can you explain?"
- If your teacher answers your question and tries to explain his point further, you can say "I think we just need to agree or disagree."
Step 3. Tell your teacher that other people know the material better than your teacher does
If knowing everything isn't annoying enough, you can also pass your teacher's time saying, "I was talking to my dad, and he said something completely different than what Mom described…" You could also say that your previous teacher, or even a teacher of another subject, teaches very different material, which implies that others know the material better than your teacher explains. Especially if you have a younger teacher to prove that what your teacher explained is wrong.
You can use television shows or books as references to prove that other experts and educators know more about the material than your teacher. Say something like, "I saw a show on the Discovery Channel that says…"
Step 4. Ask constantly
Usually asking something won't be a problem, but it can be even more annoying if you don't understand a math equation and ask your teacher to explain it up to 10 times. You could also ask something unrelated to the subject such as "What color was George Washington's hair?" Try to be serious when you ask the question, so your teacher can't guess whether you're joking or not; if your teacher thinks you are serious, he will try to answer your questions.
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It can be annoying if you keep asking your teacher questions that your teacher has already answered a million times. If your teacher says that he or she explained it, "Oh, did you? You already answered that? I didn't notice…"
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Step 5. Interrupt your teacher as often as possible
When your teacher is talking about something important, raise your hand and keep making points that don't relate to what your teacher is talking about, or ask something that confuses him even more. Interrupting your teacher is very rude and annoying, and it's even more annoying if you raise your hand and your teacher keeps telling you to wait, to show that you really did try to interrupt him "politely."
Speak when it's not your time to talk, especially if you want to make a joke or interrupt the class
Step 6. Be verbose when you have to answer a very simple question
If your teacher asks you something very basic, what the Capital of Florida is like or how much is 10x15, you should raise your hand and talk about your trip with your family to Florida or about how you think the number 10 is the most perfect number on earth. When your teacher looks frustrated and confused, speak very slowly so that you spend some time.
Act like you forgot, as if you didn't do anything wrong
Step 7. Read your material first and ask questions about it
You can irritate your teacher by reading the material in the book and then asking about everything you read the week before. Your teacher will say, "We haven't started on this yet," or, "I'll explain later," but you'll have to keep asking questions, until you confuse the rest of your class.
This method will work especially in English subjects, if you first read and tell the end of a book before the other students find out what happened
Step 8. Call people who pass in front of your class
If your friend, or even someone you don't know, walks past your class after the bell rings, say something like, "How are you?" or, "I'll get back to you later!" !” to show that your mind is out of focus. This will irritate your teacher, because it shows that you are ignoring your teacher's rules.
Step 9. Speak slowly
Raise your hand and answer the question, but you need to mumble often, like "uh" and "um," and act as if you forgot what you wanted to say; the point is to answer with a very long time. Talking as quietly as possible without showing that you are doing it on purpose will irritate your teacher.
If you are told to read, read slowly and make mistakes in the words you say
Suggestion
- Never cover your mouth or lower your head at the table during class. If you think that this will make your teacher think you're not the only one making a fuss in class, think again.
- Don't do it alone. Join your friends or other students in class, and annoy your teacher together with your friends. This will make it difficult for teachers to catch and punish people who annoy them.
- Make sure your classroom is large, and that there are lots of students in the class. Your chances of not getting caught when irritating your teacher will be much greater.
- Another way to irritate your teacher is to sing while your teacher is talking. It would be much better if you found out that the teacher didn't like a certain type of music. Singing songs with that type of music will make your teacher even angrier at you!
- Try making noises from objects that make loud noises. This will annoy your teacher. Since your teacher doesn't know who's doing it, make an interesting sound.
Attention
- Never make someone in your class a scapegoat. If what you are doing is out of control, stand up and admit that you did it.
- Make sure the other students in your class are loyal to you and won't mention your name even if the whole class gets into trouble.
- Don't take this too far as you may face more serious consequences. Even if you don't go too far, it might get you into trouble.
- If your teacher knows what you're doing, do what your teacher tells you to do (for example; your teacher tells you to get out of class, go to the principal's office, etc.), but keep it a little entertaining. Don't be rude or arrogant; an angry teacher may take drastic action.
- Some students take education very seriously; You may be shunned by the friends you really want to impress.
- If you don't have what you need to defend against your actions, don't try to irritate your teacher.
