Want to have fun? A harmless joke is a great way to make you and your friends laugh. This article will show you how to choose a good joke that can make you laugh and doesn't cause any lasting damage.
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Method 1 of 4: Easy Level Joke
Step 1. Change the language setting on your friend or coworker's tech item to another language
Use their Facebook, phone or computer and change all language settings to Latin, Spanish, German, or whatever they don't speak.
Step 2. Replace some words that are common to autocorrect in Word or Outlook
When your friend tries to type something, the correction will automatically enter the misspelled word. You can also do this on your friend's phone autocorrect so that when he tries and types it turns into really weird or funny words.
Step 3. Dip the tip of the pen into the clear nail polish
Do this to your co-workers or family members. The pen's ink would not come out and no one could write anything using the pen.
Step 4. Apply clear nail polish to the soap
Place the soap in the shower or sink so you can see it. The soap won't foam and your victim won't be able to wash their hands or figure out why the soap isn't working.
Step 5. Pretend the raisin biscuits are chocolate chip cookies
Bring a big pile of raisin crackers to work and tell them they're chocolate chip cookies. Enjoy while you watch people get mad about it.
Step 6. Fill the mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding
Watch when someone makes a sandwich (or help out and make the sandwich for him). Or take your friend's sandwich and dip it in the jar.
Step 7. Exchange the salt and sugar
Put the sugar in the salt shaker and put the salt in the sugar bin (or even in the sugar bag).
Method 2 of 4: Advanced Jokes
Step 1. Apply the tape to your friend's or coworker's computer mouse
The mouse will not connect to the screen and will drive them crazy trying to get the mouse back to work. If you're feeling really excited, put a cute picture at the bottom of the mouse so they know who's in charge.
Step 2. Apply yellow food coloring to the toilet tank
The toilet tank has water to replenish the water supply in the bidet section when you flush it. Every time someone flushes the toilet it will make it look like a broken toilet.
Step 3. Create an unbottled box
Cut the bottoms of all the cereal boxes in your home and leave them standing upright in the cupboard for an unsuspecting hungry victim to pick up.
Step 4. Get someone stuck holding an egg through the door
When a friend or family member's hands are full, let them know you'd like to try an experiment. Have them put their hand through the door and hold an egg. Then leave, leaving those who are still standing, unable to leave without dropping their eggs.
Step 5. Fill the deodorant holder with cream cheese
Remove the deodorant stick from its place and replace it with a stick of cream cheese. You need to shape the cream cheese up to the top of the deodorant.
Method 3 of 4: Hard Level Joke
Step 1. Cover the door with clear plastic wrap
You only need to cover the top of the door, otherwise the feet will step on the parcel, not their face. And you also need to tug on the plastic wrap for the bandage, otherwise the victim will see it. Ask your friends for help.
Step 2. Cover the real egg with chocolate
Find a real egg and cover it with melted chocolate. Let it dry. Cover the egg with light colored foil, like a brown egg. Give it to someone you love.
Step 3. Replace the refrigerator door handle
If you have a refrigerator with a removable handle, take a screwdriver and remove the handle. Switch the handle to the other side of the refrigerator, and screw it back in. People will try and open their fridge and get very frustrated when they can't open it.
Step 4. Fill a dozen cream donuts with mayonnaise
Take a dozen donuts filled with cream, remove the cream filling, and refill with mayonnaise. Take it to work and quietly leave it on the break table.
Step 5. Change all the clocks in the house
You need to have access to your victim's phone and computer, otherwise they will quickly find out what happened. Change the clock to a few hours ahead or back.
Step 6. Wrap someone's car in clear plastic wrap
Take the plastic wrap and wrap the entire victim's car so they can't get in without cutting it. You will need plenty of clear plastic wrap to do this.
Step 7. Do a headphone prank
If someone takes off their headphones or stops using their phone, ask them to call your parents. Then make sure if your partner is wearing his headphones. Play this video at full volume: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8
Method 4 of 4: Classic Jokes
Step 1. Splash your friend with water
Use a paper cup or container that can carry water and won't break if dropped a long distance, and won't hurt if it hits someone's head. Open the door to your victim's room slightly. Place the glass over the door. When he opens the door, the container will fall and splash water on the victim!
Step 2. Use the old “pie on the face” joke
Bake a pie and place it on the slingshot facing the door. Hold the slingshot until someone opens the door, and let go. Kersplat !
Step 3. Try an old fur joke
Take a fan and face it to the door. Empty the feathers on your pillow in front of it. When your victim opens the door, turn on the fan! The feathers will fly everywhere.
Step 4. Try a “water on face” joke
Take a tape and bandage a faucet. The faucet will spray whoever turns it on later.
Step 5. Make a sneeze joke
Put water on your hand. When someone is sitting or standing, pretend to sneeze. When you pretend to sneeze, throw water at your victim. They're going to get a bit dirty! Provide wipes to help them clean.
Step 6. Play the “You sit on it
During lunch with your friends, take some condiments (ketchup, barbecue, mustard, mayonnaise, etc.) and place them on a chair. Make sure you don't do this to people who wear their favorite clothes, expensive pants, or someone who is aware of their surroundings.
Tips
- It's important to hide in a good place where they won't see you
- Make sure it's the right person!
- Always make sure the person you are victimizing will not be too angry afterward.
- Don't forget to read the instructions carefully before doing anything.
- Keep a straight face when you make jokes. If you start laughing, the victim will know that something is up! Some tips for keeping a flat face are: squeezing your toes as tightly as possible, biting your tongue (not so hard that it bleeds), or biting the inside of your cheek.
- If you want to do this to your parents, make sure they are in a good mood. If they're loud, don't do it at all.
- Put the chocolate playdoh on the floor and it will make it look like dirt and make sure it's not real dirt.
- If someone wants to borrow sugar, give them salt.
- When your mom and dad get home, jump on them or leave a message and watch them freak out.
- Harmful jokes can cause your victim to fight back.
Warning
- Avoid jokes that can hurt people. It's not funny (especially to the victim) and they can cause trouble for you.
- Don't joke too much. Give your victim time to be lulled into a false sense of self-worth.
- Don't joke with the wrong people. If you think someone is in a bad mood and you want to joke with them, it won't turn out well.
- Don't joke on the street, it's dangerous and can be life threatening.
- If someone is very angry at a joke, don't make fun of them.
- Make sure you don't get wet before you joke.
