Stupidity is a matter of attitude. Even if you're actually cute-shhh, don't let anyone know!-You can learn to develop a bad personality with a few tricks and ingenuity. Learn how to show a bad attitude, talk like a bad boy who always gets into trouble, and how to look bad to outwit them all. Being a bad boy is fun, if you do it right.
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Method 1 of 3: Being Badung
Step 1. Be a party cheerleader
If you want to be bad, having fun comes first. Ambition, responsibility, and high seriousness can be put aside by enjoying life lived for pleasure alone. As a bad boy, you should always be looking for parties, throwing tantrums and naughty plans. Always laugh and enjoy every opportunity.
- When you enter the room, your friends should all be happy and scared to see you. Everyone should pay attention to your attitude, gait, and style. You must radiate danger.
- When you walk into class, never go straight to your seat and sit still. Poke your friend in the ribs, say “hoy” and burp before sitting down. Lift your feet up on the table. That's the bad boy.
Step 2. Don't accept responsibility
It's hard to be a dissident if you have to think about going back to your dorm room to feed your roommate's fish, or having to pick up your little sister from school every day. Bad boys will blatantly deny unnecessary responsibility. Your energy and attention is only enough to take care of one person. yourself. Don't accept unnecessary responsibilities that will keep you from doing more important things. Like a nap.
Taking responsibility for yourself is very important. If you absolutely must do something, do it. You are not responsible for your own pleasure if you get into trouble and have to stay home all day. If someone is depending on you, accept it. Then make trouble
Step 3. Come late on any occasion
Punctual only for geeks, sycophants, and model students. Class bell ringing? So what? The coffee break at the office is over? What care? Punctuality is useless. The party will only start when you enter the doorway. They will wait.
Bad boys never show up at a party until the party is at its peak. Arrive late, two hours after the party was supposed to start. Never be the first to arrive
Step 4. Break the little rules to assert your badness
Little rules are made to be broken. That way people will recognize you as one of the bad boys and not a member of society who is subject to the rules. Look for the little things you can break without getting into serious trouble and you'll soon have a reputation for being a dissident and bad boy.
- Break the dress code by wearing the wrong jewelry, or the wrong color on the wrong day. Counter it by pointing out that there was an error. “I don't know” should be your opening sentence, immediately followed by, “Where did it go wrong?”
- There is a difference between being mean and being a troublemaker and a criminal. Don't break the law or engage in illegal activities that could get you into serious trouble.
Step 5. Entertain yourself in a naughty way
Being a bad boy takes hard work. You have to learn to relax and be mean at the same time. Never stop your bad ways. When you have free time, consider the following hobbies:
- Play golf and then get angry, blame your teenage caddy. Swear at the kid and file a complaint with his manager. Make him resign.
- Sunday car driving on the expressway during rush hour. Let your anger boil. Cross someone else's path. Safely, of course. There's no point in building your own dented car.
- Hunt big animals. Go hunting to exotic places and kill huge and awesome beasts that have absolutely no way of defending themselves. Save the head and hang it on your wall.
Step 6. Assemble a group of delinquents
Wolves or teenagers, the bad guys always walk in groups. Find other bad boys and form small groups. If you want to go all-in, you can even wear a leather jacket with a patch on the back and formalize it. Walk as if your group is the ruler.
Step 7. Pretend you don't care about punishment
If you're bad enough, you could spend a fair amount of time being punished. As a child, that meant being sent to a room without dinner, being stuck in one room, being suspended from school, or even worse punishment. As you get older, the punishment will become more severe. Whatever the consequences, face them coolly and quietly. Display a calm demeanor when facing punishment.
- When you learn about your punishment, say something like, "Sounds good." You will surprise the punisher.
- You must always be aware of the consequences of your actions. Never break a rule that you don't want to bear the consequences.
Step 8. Look for evil jobs that pay off
If you want to be a full-time bully, it's a good idea to look for the kind of job that allows you to take advantage of your hard-earned abilities. Some great career fields for bad boys include:
- Worked in the media as propaganda for a logging company. Be the face of forest destruction.
- Work at the slaughterhouse. Kill pigs, cows and other farm animals to earn money. This job requires a strong stomach.
- Become a court attorney and only defend the criminals. The worse their crime, the more satisfied you will feel when they are acquitted.
- Become a mall security or security guard. Find your own little kingdom and rule ruthlessly. Wear dark glasses.
Method 2 of 3: Talk like a Badung
Step 1. Give criticism, not praise
When you talk to someone, never give them a compliment. Instead, find excuses to point out their mistakes. Highlight small failures and big disappointments. Change the topic if needed. Never let other people succeed.
- Practice giving insulting compliments: “You are beautiful. But you must wish you were smarter.”
- Practice the low-key bragging: “Oh, so you went to France yesterday? I was there about five years ago. I think okay. I'm a bit bored. But I guess you like it."
Step 2. Never start a conversation, but end it with negativity
You have to be like a black hole for other people's communication skills. Sit down with a frown on your face and never participate in a conversation. Just sneer and scorn if a topic that interests you comes up. People will definitely avoid you, but that's part of the show, man.
- Don't try to get involved in the conversation. Don't ask questions or act like a good listener. Just focus on yourself.
- Play the role of a moodbreaker. If someone talks about his vacation to the Philippines, talk about Ebola. If someone is talking about the great food they ate at a high-end restaurant, talk about e.coli.
Step 3. Speak out loud
When you speak, your voice should be very loud and interfere with other people's conversations. Don't care about personal space and sound level appropriate to the situation. Speak loudly, yelling at your friends even when you are sitting near them. Bonus points for bad breath.
Make your conversation very inappropriate. If you're at church, talk about death metal and Call of Duty with your brother. If you're at a youth cadre meeting, start talking about “leftism” and how you admire the characters
Step 4. Use swear words whenever possible
Invective words are very useful for naughty children, both to be used as adverbs, adjectives, and exclamations. Familiarize yourself with the words and use them in different ways. Watch Scorsese's films for creative advice.
Step 5. Ignore other people's body language
Don't forget bad nonverbal communication methods. If you notice that other people around you seem uncomfortable, like you've offended them, or don't like what you're talking about, that means you're on the right track. Keep talking about whatever you're talking about. That's a bad boy trick.
Method 3 of 3: Looks Bad
Step 1. Make frowning your facial expression when you're still
Practice this in the mirror: furrow your brows into a frown, as if you were concentrating hard. Lift your nose like you're smelling a bad smell. And frown. Turn your smile downwards, as if two hooks dangled from the corners of your mouth. That's right. Put on that expression all the time.
Step 2. Avoid eye contact
Bad boys never look anyone in the eye. Eye contact conveys that you want to talk and are interested in them personally. Bad boys are never interested. Look at them as if you're bored with what they're saying, or focus on the floor. Look at anything but people's eyes.
Or in other cases, if someone challenges you-another bad boy, or a nice, non-suspicious person-you have to stare at them. Lock your eyesight and cast a deadly glare. Outperform them
Step 3. Use closed body language
Bad boys have to look very unapproachable. This means legs crossed, sitting slumped, and head drooping. Give the impression that sitting up straight makes you physically sick. If you have to sit near someone, sit as far away from them as possible, as if the idea of physical contact makes you nauseous.
Step 4. Put on a grin instead of a smile
No matter how bad you are, eventually-somehow, someday-you'll probably smile. Something funny will happen, especially someone else's misfortune. But when someone slips and falls, or you find out about a terrible school bus accident, you can't smile like a fool: you have to grin. Instead of smiling, learn to grin.
Try this: imagine that you have a hook stuck in one corner of your mouth, and someone is pulling it. Now squint your eyes and nod slowly, as if you're very satisfied with what you see, but can't really care about it anyway. Perfect
Step 5. Dress like a bad boy
Bad boys make friends with black, especially black leather. Learn to start dressing like a bad boy and give yourself a bad reputation the fast way.
- For the boys, a black metal band t-shirt, leather jacket, and boots are a quick way to look badass. You can always wear army-style pants if you want to be dominant. Your clothes should always be dark and grim. For formal work attire, wear a well-fitting suit and keep talking about the high cost. Don't let anyone touch it.
- For women, styling their hair in an asymmetrical style and using heavy makeup is a great way to appear dissident. Bright red lipstick, dark eye makeup, and a large Doc Marten under a baby doll dress. Pin it on the jacket and you're ready to go punk.
Step 6. Consider a tattoo or facial piercing
No bad boy can perfect their self-image without ink and metal. If you're of the right age, or can get parental consent (or better, an older brother who will be in charge), you can get a tattoo to make your bullshit permanent.
- Great tattoos for bad boys: skulls, panthers, sharp and prickly shaped images. Sailor Jerry tattoos are very popular, as well as Japanese style tattoos. The combination of several images above is also good.
- A good piercing is usually on the face. Eyebrows, nose, or lips are common piercings for bad boys. Face piercings are iconic and instantly recognizable. If you have both ears pierced, add more to increase the impression of danger. If someone asks, say it doesn't hurt.
Tips
- Don't suddenly turn into someone you're not.
- Once you've earned a reputation, it's hard to get rid of.
- Be the popular bad boy or the mysterious bad boy.
- Ignore rude comments unless they're really bad, you need to take action.
Warning
- If you do this, you can offend a lot of people.
- Be prepared to get into trouble.
- Be prepared to lose a lot of friends.
- Don't let anger get to you.
- Be prepared to be suspended, expelled, or even arrested if you go too far.
- Be prepared to be isolated.
