Upsetting other people is sometimes fun, as long as it's not overdone. Want to know how to be a bitch in a live conversation, text message, or online interaction? Come on, read this article to find tips on how to upset others without risking losing your friends or getting into trouble!
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Method 1 of 4: Being a Disgusting Person to Those Close to You
Step 1. Sing a pop song that can last a long time on the other person's mind
For some people, the most annoying thing is when their mind keeps playing a song without being able to stop. For a similar effect, try humming, whistling, or singing a popular, well-known song when out in public. Continue to sound the tone even if the other person has asked you to stop.
- Some examples of popular songs are “I Don't Know What's Got You” and “Baby Shark.”
- Sing thematic songs at inappropriate times, such as Christmas carols in June or July.
Step 2. Periodically click the tip of the ballpoint pen to produce an annoying sound
The activity of clicking on the tip of a ballpoint pen will produce a sound that is not too loud, but can make many people feel annoyed if you keep hearing it. Therefore, start by clicking the tip of the pen in a normal tempo. Slowly increase the speed until a continuous clicking sound is heard.
If your ballpoint pen doesn't have a pressable part, try tapping it on the table continuously
Step 3. Shout random numbers when someone is counting something
If someone is trying to count an object or remembering a certain number, try calling out another number to confuse them. Annoy them with having to start counting again!
- For example, if they count, “…14, 15, 16…” you might scream, “19! 37! 12! 23!”
- Interrupt them when they reach a relatively high number, especially because in that condition, they tend to forget the number that is being mentioned.
Step 4. Set a random alarm in the house to upset your family
In addition to alarms, set a timer at random times when you know someone is home. Make sure each alarm goes off at a different but regular time.
- Set an alarm every 1-2 minutes so that after one alarm is turned off, another will sound immediately.
- Set multiple alarms on your phone when you're around other people to keep your phone ringing and interrupting their hearing. When that happens, put on an undisturbed face while muting every alarm that goes off.
Step 5. Chew food without pursed lips to disgust others
If you're eating at a restaurant or other public place, try chewing your food without closing your lips. Trust me, people around you will feel disgusted and annoyed, especially when you hear the sound that comes out of your mouth when you chew.
Talk while chewing food
Method 2 of 4: Being an Obnoxious Person in Live Conversation
Step 1. Speak loudly to annoy those around you
Turn up the volume so you're more likely to scream while conversing with other people. If he asks you to lower the volume, pretend you didn't hear him and continue to annoy everyone.
- Ask "What?" after hearing his words to show that you are not focused.
- Don't be disruptive in an inappropriate environment, such as at school or church.
Step 2. Interrupt the other person's words
If the other person is talking about something, interrupt them on a completely unrelated topic. After that, keep talking as if you never heard the words. If he comes back to say something, find the right time to interrupt him again.
- Ask him a question. When he answers your question, come back to interrupt him.
- Keep talking about yourself while interrupting the other person's words to show that you really don't care.
Step 3. Keep watching your phone when someone else is talking to you to give the impression of being out of focus
While someone else is talking to you, respond while keeping an eye on your phone screen or social media accounts. When he asks you something, just give a short answer like, “Okay,” or a similar response to show that whatever is on your phone, is much more important.
Tip:
If he imitates this behavior and takes out his cell phone while you're talking, convey that it's disrespectful. However, when the ball of conversation returns to his hands, return to focusing on your phone.
Method 3 of 4: Being an Obnoxious Person in Text Conversation
Step 1. Send a message in the early morning or midnight to wake up people who are already asleep
If you know that your friend always goes to bed early or wakes up late on the weekends, try texting them at 2am or 6am to wake them up. First of all, tell them that you have a very important question that they need to answer immediately. After they reply to your message, send them a joke or a very unimportant question.
- For example, you could first send a message that says, “PLEASE, reply to my message now! The situation is an emergency!” Once they've responded, reply to the message with a silly question like, "If a tree branch broke and fell in the woods when no one was around, do you think it would still ring, don't you think?" or “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
- Send 4-5 messages in a row so that they are forced to wake up due to the ringing or vibrating cell phone that won't stop.
Step 2. Send multiple messages in a row to flood the recipient's phone with spam
Instead of getting your point across in one long message, try packing it into several short messages that are sent over and over again. That way, the recipient's cell phone won't stop ringing, right? If they ask you to stop the behavior, keep sending messages that say, “Why?” until they respond.
Keep talking about yourself to show that the most important person in the conversation is you
Step 3. Reply to other people's messages with just one word to prolong the conversation
If someone sends you a very long message, simply type “OK,” “K,” or “Yes” to respond. Replying to a message with just one word will make you look annoyed or annoyed with the message. Believe me, this behavior will be very annoying for the sender of the message, you know!
If someone asks a question, give a response like “What?” or "Why?" to show your confusion. Keep asking questions as they come back trying to explain what they mean
Step 4. Don't reply to messages you receive for several hours to keep the other person waiting in uncertainty
Instead of immediately replying to a message, try to silence it for 1-2 hours before sending a reply. After that, make nonsensical excuses for the delay so that the other person will be annoyed at having to wait so long for unimportant reasons.
- For example, you can give silly responses like, “Sorry, I was diving in the pool,” or “I was about to reply right away, but my dog ate my phone.”
- If the other person is sending an important or emergency message, reply immediately.
Tip:
Most short message service providers will display a message read notification on the sender's phone. Therefore, you must immediately open the sent message so that the other person knows that the message has been read.
Method 4 of 4: Becoming a Disgusting Person on the Internet
Step 1. Upload several statuses on social media every day to meet the timelines of those closest to you with your personal information
Most people only post one or two uploads per day to their social media accounts. To make your behavior annoying, try to upload at least 5 to 10 posts every day! Believe me, people who see it will definitely feel disturbed.
- For example, you could post an unimportant status like, “Just had breakfast, here!” or “I'm really cool, right?!”
- Upload selfies every day so that the timelines of those closest to you are filled with your faces.
Step 2. Type in capital letters to make it sound like you're shouting
When someone fills words and/or sentences written in capital letters, indirectly the statement will seem important because it is voiced out loud. Therefore, try doing it on social media posts or emails to make your “voice” sound more annoying. If the other person asks the reason behind the behavior, try to answer, "MY KIBOR IS BROKEN."
Don't do it when you have to send a professional email
Step 3. Share the annoying video link with your friends so they will be annoyed by it
Upload an article link or online video with a clickbait title for your friends to see. Make sure you upload as many articles or videos as you can during the day so that their timeline is filled with those less important posts!
- One of those annoying online videos that you can share with others is “RickRoll”. If interested, check out the video on the following site:
- Another popular link you can share is the video “Baby Shark” which can be accessed at the following site:
Step 4. Tag some people and add hashtags to make the post seem attention-hungry
Even if the picture or status you upload doesn't relate to these people, still tag them so that the post goes to their timeline. If you want to make it look even more annoying, insert a hashtag in front of each word you upload to make the sentence harder to read.
- For example, you might post a status that says, “#Just #just #breakfast #cool #isn't it?” or “I love #basketball #gotim #sports #shoothoops #NBA.”
- If your friend removes himself from the list of accounts you've tagged, try tagging him again.
Warning:
Doing this too often can cause those closest to you to unfollow or even unfriend your account.
Tips
After upsetting the other person, explain that you're just joking so they don't have to be angry all the time
Warning
- Be careful, being constantly annoying can discourage other people from spending time with you.
- Don't be annoying in locations or situations where you can get into trouble and/or hurt others, such as at school or in the car.
