Do your friends make disparaging comments about your masculinity every time you miss a beer? Do you feel the need to prove your manhood by chugging beer faster than the rest of your friends? Read on to find out how to embarrass your buddies and reaffirm your manhood.
Step
Method 1 of 5: Downing from a Mug or Glass
Step 1. Let the beer warm up a bit
Beers that aren't icy cold are easier to drink, but you shouldn't drink warm beer either or your stomach will be full of foam.
Step 2. Allow your beer to froth as you pour, then wait for the bubbles to subside
You should remove as much foam as possible as this will make the beer easier to drink quickly. While you wait for the foam to subside, the beer will warm up slightly (see previous step).
Step 3. Just before drinking, smash the bottom of the glass onto the table
This step releases more carbon dioxide.
Step 4. Tilt your head slightly
Open your throat, take a half-breath right before drinking, and then swing the glass or can rapidly so that the beer rushes toward the back of your throat. Swallow right "before" the beer reaches your throat, and let gravity take over. The point is that the beer is poured down your throat.
Method 2 of 5: The Shotgun Way
Step 1. Use a knife, screwdriver or other small sharp tool to puncture the bottom of the can when the can is lying down, so the beer doesn't gush at you
This step allows for a smooth and fast rate of beer flow.
Step 2. Bend over and place the hole in your mouth
Step 3. Quickly stand up and open the can lid pull ring, or any kind of lid that sits on top of the can
Step 4. Smash the can with a bang when you're done drinking the beer
Method 3 of 5: Carburetor Way
Step 1. Instead of making a hole in the bottom of the can, make a hole in the back of the top of the can, directly opposite the mouth of the can
Step 2. Place your finger over the hole (carburetor)
Step 3. Open the lid of the beer can and start drinking as usual
Step 4. Open the throat and remove your finger from the hole in the back of the can
Using this method, a beer can be drunk in less than 4 seconds.
Method 4 of 5: The "Strawpedo" Snorkeling Way
Step 1. Open the beer bottle as usual
Step 2. Insert a bent straw bent at a 90 degree angle, with the short side outside and the long side inside the bottle
Step 3. Place your mouth over the lip of the bottle, holding the straw in place with your hands
Step 4. Tilt your head back
Step 5. Open your throat and swallow until all the beer is gone
The straw allows air to enter the bottle. By using this method there will be no spilled beer and the beer can be finished in less than 10 seconds (330 ml bottle)
Method 5 of 5: Full Speed Method
Ultimate Frisbee players often follow the timeless tradition of competing to drink beer from an inverted disc. Doing it at the right time will make you like a god among humans. While the 175 gram disc can hold up to five beers, players usually stick to 3 330 ml bottles.
Step 1. Pour the beer carefully and slowly into the disc
Continue to pour with the can on low to minimize the amount of foam. Consider using the nose-grease trick to remove all the foam from the surface of the beer.
Step 2. Lift the disc toward your mouth
Step 3. Tilt the disc down then start drinking
Step 4. Stop burping
Even the most experienced beer drinkers need a break to let off the gas. Stop midway, or immediately after, to drink to remove all the carbonation in your stomach. Wait a few seconds to re-gather the power if needed and finish strong.
Step 5. Done
Tips
- Practice with water. Your "workout" will be more effective if you do it when you're sober.
- Drink wisely. Don't drink beer if you're too full/drunk or you might throw up. Too many drinks in a row can also cause a similar effect.
- Crush the can. If you're downing a beer from a can, crush the can from front to back, as you would a tube of toothpaste. This will help you push the beer out of the can and into your mouth more quickly than usual.
- Be aware that you can experience uncontrollable side effects if you drink too much.
Warning
- Always drink responsibly.
- Understand that drinking alcohol while pregnant can cause serious birth defects in the baby and should not be done.
- Do not drive your car if you have been drinking. Call a taxi or find a designated driver to take you home.
