Streaking, which is the art of undressing and hanging around in public and is strictly prohibited by law enforcement, the government, and your mother, is something your friends support. Usually this is done at night or as a challenge, but you can also do it to brighten up a dull daytime. So, now, what are your plans for tomorrow?
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Part 1 of 2: Planning Your Naked Escape
Step 1. Choose a location
People who are a bit shy can experiment in backyards, abandoned streets, or places where people don't go much at night. Those who are brave (or often want to defy authority) can try the malls that are full of activity in the middle of the day. If you're an extreme person, you can do it on the football pitch during a game, right in front of all the cameras. How brave are you?
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Know that the more extreme your location is, the more extreme the consequences will be. If you want to run naked in the mall, you're really going to do it while being chased by security guards. And if on the football field? This means you will be on the news, which you will probably watch from your daily prison cell. Be careful.
It is really serious. Depending on your location, you may be fined, detained, or placed on a sex offenders register (depending on the level of your offence). Do some research to learn about the laws in your area before you run around naked for 30 seconds
Step 2. Choose the right time
You will look much thinner in the dark. However, if you want the world to see your natural body shape, just like when you were born from your mother's womb, do it in the heat of the day. And if your stretch marks and fat lumps manage to go viral on YouTube, great! It's fun, isn't it?
If you plan to run naked on someone's private property, be aware of trespassing laws. What's illegal during the day is considered much more illegal at night, especially when you're not where you're supposed to be. But of course you have to get caught first
Step 3. Choose your friends wisely
There are too many stories that a friend stole your underwear. If this happens, you'll need to grab the lid of the nearest trash can (which most trash cans these days no longer have lids) and show yourself off at a neighbour's wedding, just to call your mom. Don't let this happen to you. Run naked with a group of friends you trust, who you don't mind if they see you naked.
And if they want to run naked too, make sure they're the kind of people you want to see naked. If all of the above guidelines don't match anyone you know, run alone! Thus, all the glory is yours. All eyes will be on you only
Step 4. Prepare everything
You have to mark all the blurred locations and remember them. If the police are after you, if things go awry, where do you go? How will you react? Who will drive the car so you can escape? What will you wear?
- Where are your clothes? Still in the head, you hold in hand, or somewhere else? Where is your transport and how quickly can you get there when the chaos starts? Are you going to wear a wig so no one will recognize you? How about your shoes? Do you need gaiters wherever you are – especially if you have to run fast?
- If you are planning everything in a limited time, prepare the clothes that you will take off. You can take off your bathrobe in a few seconds, but the skinny jeans may take a few minutes to take off, making it easier for you to get caught.
Part 2 of 2: Running Naked
Step 1. Visit the location you have selected
You know this is illegal, but you have it all planned, so take it seriously. Did you drink Kratingdaeng before? Things like this require energy and high levels of adrenaline. Have you ventured and prepared to be shameless? I hope so!
Step 2. Perform a quick environmental check
If you are in a public place, scan the location. Are there children? Police? Obstacles that could trip you up? Don't let yourself be naked, falling on your back (because the potted plant is in a bad location) in front of a little six-year-old girl, who will cry and ask you questions you can't answer. So look left, right, and around you. Is everything ready?
If you are part of a group, know that the number of people will help you. Have one or two people ready just in case. If something goes wrong, have them submit a signal as a hint for you to abort the mission. You just have to try again the next day
Step 3. Take off all your clothes
Ah, what a delightful freedom. The wind blows on the private parts of your body. This is how the Universe and Nelly should respect your body. Just don't get too used to being naked. Running naked won't be anything special if you're already used to being naked. So run, do your hobby, and have fun. How does it feel?
And remember, take off all your clothes and put them in a safe place or have friends you trust look after them before you run. If you're unlikely to get your clothes back, wear underwear on your head to protect your identity a bit. Or, prepare another pair of clothes and hide it just in case. Underwear can also come in handy if the police suddenly arrive
Step 4. Run
Don't just stand still. Jump around. Do lunges. Imitate Captain Morgan's pose. How often can this happen? Yes, the correct answer is, not very often. So, prepare for the next 30 seconds and make the most of it. You may never get another chance again.
If you want attention, scream and you will get it. This attention may come from people you don't want, but you get it anyway. And these people will probably record you, so don't be surprised when they do. Just hope your boss doesn't see it
Step 5. Turn this activity into a game
How crazy are you and your friends ready to act? Who can last the longest and what crazy things can you do? Your surroundings will determine the types of games you can play, but don't let them limit your creativity. Here are some game ideas you can do:
- Take a tennis ball (or other small object) and place it a long distance away. Someone has to run naked to the ball and move it further away. Then, the next person must do the same. Someone will be scared soon!
- If you're in a public place, consider time, volume, and courage as your three main variables. Who can run naked the longest? Who dares to be the loudest? Who is ready to make themselves visible and exposed to risk?
Step 6. Put your clothes back on
Well, it may only be for a while, but the experience is fun isn't it? If you do it too long, this activity won't be that special. Compactness is useful so that running naked does not become a boring thing. So put your clothes back on (you might be a little chilly from the wind anyway) and go back to your friends and talk about your experience. How amazing is that? Did anyone take your picture?
If you can't find your clothes, wikiHow can't really help you find them. You can make your own clothes, but it might be easier to ask someone for a T-shirt or show off until you're taken to prison and dressed as a prisoner
Step 7. Recall your memory
When you have grandchildren, you can tell fairy tales as you mock social norms and flaunt yourself in the nude happily one Friday afternoon. Or, you may not have to wait until you have grandchildren and challenge your current friends to act as brave as you are! They might not dare, but they can still try!
Tips
- Wear as little clothing as possible to begin with to make it easier for you to put on and take off.
- If you are challenged and/or nervous, wear boxers (for men) or a bra+thong (for women). As time goes on, you will become less nervous and bolder about being naked.
- Make running naked a game. Look who will run the furthest while naked.
- If you're shy, try your backyard at night, but make sure your neighbors don't hang around.
- Extra challenge: put your house/car keys somewhere "out there". Undress until you are naked, lock yourself out of the house/car – run for your keys and head back to your house/car. Have fun and don't get caught by the authorities.
Warning
- Hide extra clothes in case your clothes are stolen.
- Showing naked is against the law in some places.
