Brothers are annoying sometimes. If you want to get back at your sibling, you can learn some creative ways to piss him off without getting into trouble. Upsetting an older brother and younger brother is a little different, but through this article you can learn how to irritate both your brother and sister, regardless of your age.
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Method 1 of 2: Annoying Little Brother
Step 1. Imitate the Voice
Every time your sister says something, repeat what she said, but in a high-pitched female voice. This way has always irritated the younger brothers. This method works best when he says, "Stop doing that!" or "I'm saying something!"
When your parents approach, change your voice back to normal so you don't get caught
Step 2. Steal a mouthful of food from his plate
When you eat dinner, wait until no one sees you, then you steal a bite of food from the plate. Also, make sure it's his favorite food. Before he knows it, give him comments like, "Geez, where did all your food go!"
Step 3. Tell him to do things like a parent
A younger sibling desperately wants to be someone older. The more you bring up her age, the more upset she will be. Always treat him like he is much younger than you.
- When you have to do homework with him, constantly comment on how slow he is, or how he can't keep up with you because you're older than him.
- Order him to do housework, even when you don't have the right to command him.
- Call him a baby every time he asks you for help, or whenever he doesn't understand something. Always talk about how he's too small, too short, or too young to know anything.
Step 4. Make up a lie
A younger brother is easily influenced and believes in something. One way to piss him off is to make him believe an absurd lie about this world. If you manage to get him to spread the lie you tell to others as if it were the truth, you win over him completely.
- Tell him that avocados are actually dinosaur eggs and are poisonous.
- Tell him that he was not born but raised from the head of a fish in a bucket by your parents.
- Tell him that you can read people's minds. He will start to think, "No, my brother can't do it."
- Tell him that a dog talks in his absence, and tell him that the dog wants to eat him.
- Tell him that "Star Wars" is a documentary. The events in the film actually happened.
- Tell him that when he gets another year, his nipples will come off and then grow back.
Step 5. Embarrass him in front of his friends
When his friends visit the house is the perfect time to play tricks and humiliate him. Show her friends pictures of her when she was a baby, or tell them about the embarrassing thing she did the day before. He will be very upset.
- One of the mischief you can do is to spill a glass of water on his bed, so he will look like he wet the bed the night before. Wait for his friends to come and let them find him.
- Be careful when doing things like this. If you're the cool big brother, you should have much better things to do than toy with your little brother in front of his friends. You might just look like a loser by doing this.
Step 6. Perform silent aggression
Sometimes the best thing you can do if you really want to get back at your sister is to ignore her. He probably wants attention, and there's nothing much better to do to annoy him more than to ignore him.
Don't let him do what you're doing. If you're going to see a movie, forbid him to come along because he's too young to watch the movie you want to see. Stop him from doing whatever you are doing
Step 7. Also try to be his friend
A younger brother usually imitates his older brother. Even though your sibling can be annoying at times, try to remember that you can also be a good influence on him. Instead of trying to piss him off, try to teach him how to be a cool kid. Don't make him a nuisance.
Only do the ways above to avenge your sister's actions that are really not good. Don't make this a habit
Method 2 of 2: Upsetting Big Brother
Step 1. Enter the room
An older sister is usually very protective of her room. If your sister has her own room, try to enter it as often as possible without permission. Ask him lots of questions and try to pry his stuff.
- Keep doing this until your sister is impatient and will go to complain to your parents, then quickly leave her room and go back to your own. If your parents ask if it's true, just say it's not true.
- Do something odd in his room when he's not around, like by taking all his clothes out and stacking them, or by taking sticky notes and labeling everything in his room. Post a sticky note that says "Window" on his bedroom window. Paste a note that says "computer" on his computer. Find the piggy bank and paste the label "1000." He will be very confused.
- Pretend that you didn't do anything wrong. If he tries to hit or chase you, tell your parents that you were just trying to ask something but he hit you instead.
Step 2. Make annoying noises
Wait until your sister is busy doing something, like playing a difficult game, talking on the phone with a girl, or doing her schoolwork. Times like that were the perfect time to bother him. Make strange noises with your mouth, your armpits, or with your toys. Make a loud noise.
Make sure your parents are in another room, so you have enough time to stop making those noises and stay out of trouble
Step 3. Hide the stuff
Hide your cell phone, keys, schoolwork, or other items that your sibling deems important. Hide the item well until he has trouble finding it. Put the item in a box and hide it in the attic or somewhere else that is difficult to guess such as in the garage.
- If you do this, be careful not to leave any trails that could weigh you down. Do this smartly. Don't hide his belongings under your pillow. If you find what you've been hiding, pretend that you don't know anything and that no one can prove that you did it.
- You can also tell your brother the truth when he's looking for his stuff. Tell him something like, "Oh, you're looking for a cell phone. I know where it is. Take me to the bookstore and I'll tell you."
Step 4. Turn off the Internet network while he is using it
Locate the Internet router at home if you have one and press the button to reset the router. When he is busy talking to someone on the Internet, keep pressing the button until he is really annoyed.
If you don't know where the router is, ask your parents to show it to you because you're curious. Don't let them know that you want to play with it. Just say something like, "How does the Internet work? Can you show me?" They will impress you
Step 5. Try to intrude on the privacy
Brother and his privacy are inseparable. If he's really protecting his privacy on his computer, phone, and bedroom, try to start intruding on those areas as often as possible. Play with him in a simple way that can irritate him.
- Try deleting
- Try logging into his Facebook account and making embarrassing statuses, changing his profile picture, or commenting on other people's status with stupid comments.
Step 6. Make him wake up early
If your brother came home too late the night before, wake him up by turning on some loud rock music, such as a Linkin Park or AC/DC song, or by playing a battle scene from "Lord of the Rings" loudly. Do this in her room at 6am on a Saturday. He would immediately feel irritated.
If she uses an alarm, reset it to go two hours earlier than usual. No one has to wake up at 4 am except your sister
Step 7. Sometimes, don't worry about what your sister is doing
You are very lucky to have a brother although it may not always seem like that, but over time you will become much closer. Upsetting your sister can be immature and can put both of you in trouble, no matter how annoying she is. Try to get along well with him as much as you can.
